BEING 25 YEARS BEHIND ON ONE'S READING AND GETTING FURTHER BEHIND EVERY DAY, TO HAVE SEASON SUBSCRIPTIONS TO THE MET, (A GUILD MEMBER), TO CARNEGIE HALL, TO THE PHILHARMONIC, TO BE A PATRON OF THE SHAW SERIES, TO BE A MEMBER OF THE SHAKESPEARE SOCIETY, TO BE A MEMBER OF THE IRP AND INDULGE IN PEER LEARNING COURSES, TO BELONG TO A GYM, TO CONDUCT A DRAMA WORKSHOP.............TO HAVE FRIENDS, A SWEETHEART.........IS NOT THIS AN EMBARASSMENT OF RICHES?