AH, YES. NOW IT BEGINS. THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE. BEYOND THE NIGGLING, PETTY RESPONSIBILITIES, THE PHONE CALLS, THE NECESSARY LITTLE CHORES, HOW TO ADORN THE WEEK WITH GOOD THINGS\, JOYOUS MOMENTS?
ACCORDING TO ACCEPTED PHILOSOPHY ONE IS TO DISPENSE LOVE, SHOW COMPASSION, SPREAD GOOD WILL, DISTRIBUTE LARGESSE. THIS SHOULD BE AN EASY TASK. ARE WE NOT TAUGHT THESE BEHAVIORS AND ATTITUDES BEGINNING
IN OUR EARLIEST DAYS?
HA! WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I AM. THE PARADIGM O CONDUCT. OH, I AM SUCH A JUICY PERFECTION. I CAN HARDLY BEAR TO BASK IN THE SCINTILLATING AURA OF MY SAINTLINESS. YOU WHO KNOW ME. DO YOU BELIEVE IT? HMMMMMM..........